Somebody about my age probably wrote part of the program that sends my Social Security payment.
The language is called COBOL. It was designed in 1959 for business records, and it still runs payroll, banking and benefit systems across the country.
Nobody brags about it at parties. It just works. Every month. For more than 70 million people.
60 million+
Lines of COBOL code the Social Security Administration maintains
5 years
How long its 2017 plan to move off COBOL was supposed to take
The code outlived the plan to replace it. It is still the code that pays us.
Back in 2016, the agency’s own inspector general told Congress something worth hearing twice. Staff knowledge of those older systems was shrinking because the people who knew them were retiring.
That is not only a Washington problem. Every big company carries decades of old code. Much of it was written by people now on the back porch. Now artificial intelligence is being asked to change that code, often without knowing what else it touches.
One young company sells a fix for exactly that blind spot. It is open to small investors.
Here is the part that makes me smile. Old code breaks. Somebody still has to read it.
In the spring of 2020, several states had unemployment systems buckle under a flood of claims. Officials went looking for COBOL programmers. Plenty of the people who answered were retirees.
Where the cohort’s money sits this quarter, and where the old skills fit.
The honest catch? This market shrinks by design. Modern tools, AI among them, are built to read old code so fewer humans have to. Contract work comes in bursts. No pension attached.
Code is only half the story. The other half is the money behind them, and Washington has been borrowing a lot of it.
The arithmetic
More than 60 million lines of COBOL maintained by the Social Security Administration, and staff knowledge of older systems diminishing due to retirement: SSA Office of the Inspector General, congressional testimony, July 14, 2016. SSA’s 2017 plan to move from COBOL to Java over about five years: Computerworld, April 4, 2025. COBOL first designed in 1959. State unemployment systems seeking COBOL programmers in April 2020: widely reported at the time. More than 70 million people receive Social Security or SSI: Social Security Administration, October 2026.
Next time your payment lands, picture the code it passed through on the way. Somebody wrote it in the year of a moon shot or a Beatles record. Somebody else, probably our age, still keeps it running.
Andrew
Boomers Trade is written by someone getting older right alongside you, and watching who profits from it.
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